Virgin's worst nightmare

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Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2007 17:10:56

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the
pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for
about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2007 17:32:25

oh my! lol.

Post 3 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2007 18:20:15

lol ...

Wonder if those condoms comes with a
Money Back Guarantee if the package isn't opened?

~*Thunderous Midnight*~

Post 4 by jamesk (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2007 19:16:02

lol, money back guarantee?
I wonder if he'll make it out of the house alive?
he better pray a little longer, lol

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2007 23:25:40

did they forget the new spray-on condoms? lol

Post 6 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 2:16:25

rofl

Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 7:01:07

roflmfao

Post 8 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 11:42:24

*gasp* Oh my! How embarrassing! Hahahahahahaha!

Post 9 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 7:27:30

oh lol!. that's good